Teach me how to mall crawl yall

if they did that at the bass pro in ontario ca, i would tell them to bring one of the tx pro's out and let me blast thru there little whoop section lol

 

Ultimate off road experience.

 

Feel like I nailed it.

 

Like Will Smith says in the summer song, " two miles an hour, so everybody sees you"

 

-1 point, not enough chrome

 

Anyone else notice, no front mud flaps on the Tacoma?

 

Nope you have a full size spare...

 

I approve of this thread

I'd like to add something - I believe true mall crawlers make it a point of adding anything and everything that looks brawny or bro-like to their truck, regardless of functionality. So extra points to body lifts, window-covering stickers, painted and/or chromed underbody, and of course, HUGE wheels with low-profile knobby mud tires. Mmmm I can smell the bro already.

 

This whole thread is a win.

 

Is this panda jerks old truck?




And who can't forget the "I want straight pipe sound with out the straight pipe" I don't think this is her truck, those don't look like 35's.

 

"Felt like a rebel..."



Matt

 

I believe that's only the 4.5'' rcd...

 

While this thread has been most helpful in understanding this, I am still not sure.

Does this fit the profile?

 

Cars don't count, most, if not all, are ment for street use. That's just a bad choice in mods

 

Some other important general factors to really excel at mall crawling:

1. The vehicle must be completely unfunctional as a truck (bed too high and inaccessible for transporting anything, which would scratch the paint anyway).

2. Must be barely functional as a motor vehicle, but still incapable of performing routine evasive maneuvers on pavement without flipping.

3. The cost of the aftermarket accessories must exceed the new cost of the truck while simultaneously lowering the resale value of the truck below average resale value it would have in stock trim.

 

Hey, i didnt know the trd or locker sucks. Thought it was a ba feature....until it breaks

 

I inadvertently did this the other night with the front tire trying to fit up nice and snug next to the curb so the fat chick camped out at the dinner buffet wouldn't door me trying to squeeze back into her Focus.....