Tell us something Funny that happened to you in the last 24 hours

osha????

 

cool!!! lucky to not have osha up your butt!!!

 

Try working for the Air Force. We have to follow all of OSHA standards and the Air Force made up their own which is basically just more strict than OSHA.

We were getting inspected one day and we have some 5 ton overhead hoists in our bays. One of the guys inspecting us was not wearing a hard hat (Required when using). He was just standing in the doorway and using the thing.

 

At work, i went to use the mens restroom and i flushed the urinal. Water just kept pouring and pouring.
I thought to myself, this cant be good.
So i just wash my hands and get out.
45 min later, somebody starts screaming that theres a flood in the basement.
I thought, Damn....Did i do That?
so, i had a funny day today.

 

X2

 

I can't believe they let you host safety meetings! Just messing. Don't let any of them join this site.

 

I have no idea what your talking about....

 

Hahaha

 

The joke was about your typo... fail.

 

But ...you are (in a sense) OSHA regulated & compliant (so to speak).

As I am where I work. I don't have Safety meetings - but you know damn well if someone gets seriously hurt, OSHA will know about it and wanna know why and how it can be prevented the next time. I gotta make sure my machine & crew are acting safely. It's more like BABYSITTING.

 

I was in Border's with my girlfriend walking around with a...well nevermind.




It was her fault.

 

I went to a store called "Linens & Things" today.... The place is going out of business so I figured I could pick up some cheap shit for the house.

This big (and funny) gentleman (employee) was helping me with some lamps that were the floor display. Got them off the shelf for me. The lamps still have the bulbs in them. He said (while laughing) - "They're so tight, they'll probably take the bulbs out." I said.... do you want them? He laughed again and said no.

So - I headed towards the check-out line.

And wouldn't you know it..... the lady at the cash register pulled the bulbs out of the lamps.

I just had to laugh....

 

I left my buddies house last night about 1am, got about five miles down the freeway. AND HIT A FRIGGIN TRAFFIC JAM!!!! AT 1AM!!!!

 

When they are talking dirty.

 

Just found out that ND said he had a girlfriend now thats funny
Just kidding

 

so today I was in K-mart and wanted to put
a bag of M & M's on lay-a-way.



Here's where the funny part comes in....the lady let me do it!
Told her that I would be back on Friday to pay off and pick up. lol

 

^^^^ hahaha thats hilarious

 

noway come on