Texas BS Thread

Get yourself a nice divorcee that has a pool and will trade food for sex.

 

Now that's a plan I can get behind!

 

Looks like the part finally came in and will be replaced tomorrow.

 

Since it is Dallas you can have your option of which way you want to swing.

 

i don't know that divorcees hang in Highland Park or Uptown. Uptown will have the yuppie crowd that hasn't been married...dental assistant, Delta Gamma, paralegal, whatever. Highland Park will be married to a fellow in high power that you don't want to f with.

if you're after cougars, north Plano and Frisco.

 

What about the trashy ex-Baptists in Denton? I knew a few about 25 years ago...

 

those are probably the honeys i would see over at Cool River.

 

Highland Park/Uptown is right where I'll be

 

oh, and if you're into the swinger scene, i can get you in touch with the right people.

Pro tip: Lifetime Fitness

 

I was referring to male or female. lol

 

Those are cool looking. When are we going to the lake?

 

Those the boosted jet ski's?
My ex girl's dad had two that insanely fast... used to go to an inlet in florida where a river went to the surf and would jump 10-15ft swells all day...

 

Hell no. These are some of the cheapest skis you can buy lol. They only have 90hp but they also weigh only weight 450lbs...dropped the black one in Lewisville for about 15 min before the storm rolled in. It feels like it's got a lot more power than it does. Very light and nimble. Top speed it only around 50mph but I really don't want to go a whole lot faster than that. I like doing spins, wheelies, etc. And they get really good mpg. They only burn around 2 gallons an hour.

Picked em up at cowtown powersports in Fort Worth. Best pricing in the metropolex.

 

50 is plenty fast on the water...those supercharged ones had over 200hp and could literally jump out of the water if you went from a stand still to wide open throttle..
Fastest i ever went was 85 one morning while the bay was nice and smooth...with all that power tho they chugged fuel...
Jumping swells was a blast... you could launch yourself 10ft off of a 10ft swell and fall the the 20ft in between swells with just enough time to line up for the next...

 

I work in Uptown. One of the best parts of Dallas. It can take all of your money. The gene pool is deep...the scenery is amazing. That could take your money too.

 

Update

Amp didn't fix the issue. They are now tearing parts off a new truck to swap on ours.

 

I've watched some videos of guys jumping these in the ocean. Looks like fun. I'm gonna bring them to Destin in the summer when I go to visit my mom.

 

I have a line on a place that's within walking distance of the office. It'll save me some $$$ if I don't have to drive to work every day!

 

*flys in*

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