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Texas BS Thread

Discussion in 'Texas' started by achirdo, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Sep 9, 2011 at 6:39 PM
    ink junky

    ink junky I love tacos too!!!

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  2. Sep 9, 2011 at 6:50 PM
    tx_shooter

    tx_shooter This place is a cesspool of bfo and spacer lifts

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    Hiring? lmao... yeah, something like that.
     
  3. Sep 9, 2011 at 6:54 PM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    Because the only time I can talk to her is at work with everyone around. She hasn't even gotten her phone back yet.
     
  4. Sep 9, 2011 at 6:58 PM
    tx_shooter

    tx_shooter This place is a cesspool of bfo and spacer lifts

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    She hasn't even gotten her phone back and your planning on slippin her some D?!?!?! lmao... obviously daddy has her on lock down. Do yourself a favor and before you flip her over for some doggy; make sure and put a dab of ky on your backdoor so daddy's shotgun doesn't hurt so bad when he sticks it up your a$$! :eek:
     
  5. Sep 9, 2011 at 7:14 PM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    Hey now. Just cuz there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
     
  6. Sep 9, 2011 at 7:15 PM
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    tx_shooter This place is a cesspool of bfo and spacer lifts

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    Goalies in hockey can't shoot you with a shotgun. I'm just saying to be careful and practice safe s3x... meaning to keep your jeans within an arm's reach at all times!
     
  7. Sep 9, 2011 at 7:20 PM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    I hear ya.

    But just about any dad would have my ass if they caught me.

    But other dads my job isn't on the line...
     
  8. Sep 9, 2011 at 7:21 PM
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    Another good reason not to shit where you eat.
     
  9. Sep 9, 2011 at 7:35 PM
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    :sick: damn cold....at least I have beer and nyquil

    :goingcrazy:
     
  10. Sep 10, 2011 at 3:40 AM
    tx_shooter

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    It is 5:39 am on Saturday morning... wtf am I doing awake?


    Oh yeah, the wife just went to work. This sucks.
     
  11. Sep 10, 2011 at 5:09 AM
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    So there goes 3 minutes of your life in a bed or backseat!
     
  12. Sep 10, 2011 at 5:11 AM
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    Heading out to look at another 4Runner, trailering one to scrap yard as it is now missing all vital parts.
     
  13. Sep 10, 2011 at 5:18 AM
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    I hear there is a 4 runner for sale in Cleburne. You could probably get it for cheap.
     
  14. Sep 10, 2011 at 5:34 AM
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    Morning Bob... and I am actually doing my homework today; and pouring all my meals from a glass bottle. :D

    Hopefully not any of the parts I need/want still attached!



    And I will leave y'all with this...

    The Most Interesting Man in the World:

    He once travelled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just "The Islands."

    He once pulled a hat out of a rabbit's ass.

    He teaches an advanced course for lesbians at the local university. "If you are going to do it ladies, do it right".

    He is allowed to eat burgers at PETA rallies.

    He once spread a rumor just for laughs about December 21, 2012, religions took it seriously.
     
  15. Sep 10, 2011 at 6:43 AM
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    Be careful, I've heard stories of guys not recovering from diseases related to bottled beverages!
     
  16. Sep 10, 2011 at 7:00 AM
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    It is the only thing that can get me through my homework... oddly enough I'm about half way through my bachelor's and I'm Dean's List! The "good list"! It pisses Megan off; but I just tell her some people operate better at 80 proof. :D




    When meeting the Pope he asked, "What kind of meat does the Pope eat?". The Pope said "Nun". ~ The Most Interesting Man in the World
     
  17. Sep 10, 2011 at 7:52 AM
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    Think I'm gonna find a way to mount my hi lift to the bed rails today
     
  18. Sep 10, 2011 at 10:40 AM
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    :laugh:
     
  19. Sep 10, 2011 at 10:48 AM
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    hudhawk #texasforever

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    I'm going to Ziegfest in College Station today.
     
  20. Sep 10, 2011 at 11:24 AM
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    hudhawk #texasforever

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    Awesome, do you know what time the first band is supposed to play?

    And Cleburne is a long way away, are you driving down just for ziegfest?
     
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