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Texts From Last Night

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ClemsonTacoma, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. Sep 15, 2009 at 12:57 PM
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    ClemsonTacoma

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    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    it is a repost but for the record I LOVE TFLN!
     
  6. Sep 15, 2009 at 2:09 PM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter

    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    some of them are pretty freakin hilarious!
     
  7. Sep 15, 2009 at 2:34 PM
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    nad

    nad mmmm tacos!

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    lol "i want to poop on a bird just to show them what its like" thats is great :D
     
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    TFLN: " Whenever I hear Lil wayne Lolipop I want to suck a d***."

    By far one of the funniest I've read.
     
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    "kyle and I were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up reaches his hand over, and says 'knucks' And then I proceeded to fist bump him By far the best time I've ever had puking"
     
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  11. Sep 15, 2009 at 2:45 PM
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    I laughed hard on this one/
    (630): I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cums game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her. I found out only her name and age.
    I then used that information and piced it together with over 500 girls on Faceboox with the same name. I found the same girl, and were now fbook friends
    1-630): if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs
     
  12. Sep 15, 2009 at 2:47 PM
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    I don't remember if it was a FLN or FML. It went something like this.

    "I was ready to screw this girl, then I had to dump. I then realized I had no TP and a bad case of Mud Butt."
     
  13. Sep 15, 2009 at 3:51 PM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    thats a good one. there are lots of good ones on there. but some you can tell aren't real, those suck
     
  14. Sep 15, 2009 at 4:05 PM
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    monoman

    monoman Time to get dirty!

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    HA!! I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
    Man, some of these are hilarious!:D
     
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