Thanksgiving prank....need your ideas!

Hey TW
I am going to a thanksgiving with a Chinese coworker/friend who has never had a thanksgiving before...
So my other friends thought this is a perfect chance to make up whatever screwy thanksgiving traditions we want..... And he won't have any idea....mwa ha ha!

So now I need your ideas so I can make the most of this!

 

watch out for the Kleenex, they use them for napkins

 

Leave the head on the turkey and tell him it's tradition to have the guest eat it! It's a delicacy (thinks that's how it's spelled).

 

Tell him guests normally bring a new truck and give it to the host.

 

let him eat the gizzard, neck bone, liver and heart. it is a tradition on your 1st Thanksgiving to eat these. giblet and egg gravy would be good also.

 

If you fry your turkey, after its done but before anyone else sees it, switch out with a cornish hen. When you pull it out in front of everyone tell them it must have shrank while cooking it.

 

Pull out a dead lamb and start chanting around it while you drink its blood. Come up with a chant that relates to thanksgiving. Make it as witch craft like as possible. That'll fuck with him.

 

That would freak out anyone lol. Have the table all set and nice, but at his spot put a empty Chinese food box and some chopsticks lol

 

Put a cornish hen in the turkey and cook it. Tell them it was a pregnant turkey. I saw it on AFV.

 

this doesnt faze them one bit

 

Not gonna' be so funny when he cooks your cat on your exhaust manifold...#OldChineseSecret

 

Well...? What'd you pull?

 

Yes what did you end up doing?