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Thanksgiving Wheeling

Discussion in 'Food Talk' started by Chipskip, Nov 25, 2013.

  1. Nov 25, 2013 at 8:32 AM
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    Chipskip

    Chipskip [OP] N7MCS

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    Deck Plate, '17 rims, 2" spacers, Tundra Brake Upgrade, 3" Coilover/shackle lift, 01-04 Center Console, Ultragauge, LED interior lights, HO alternator...
    As you are feasting on a wonderful meal this Thanksgiving, imagine if you
    will, you are only two inches tall traversing the Mini-Turkey Rubicon.

    As you winch yourself over Mashed Potatoes, you eye up a deep gravy
    crossing, thankful for the new bendable straw snorkel, you ford through the
    gravy with no problem, even the lumps are no match for your 0.33 Mud
    tires.

    Soon you see Turkey Back, one of the most difficult parts, crawling
    over the drumstick you carefully avoid the giblets (although you may go back
    later.) Now all that money in gears and lockers are worth it!

    Over the breast you climb all the way to the wishbone! You made it, but going back is even tougher. You choose an alternate route taking the wing for an off camber thrill.

    As you find yourself stuck in the stuffing, you pull out your trusty winch cable and bring yourself to the edge of the green been casserole.

    Remembering to tread lightly, you barely disturb the lush green vegetation pleasing the surrounding tree huggers. Finding your way across the table, you climb the rock pile of buns, you occasionally loose traction on the butter spills left behind by the carnage of less prepared and less skilled drivers.

    Suddenly, SNAP! You too join the list of broken axles. Fortunately you find a toothpick and get yourself rolling again.

    Sadly you find that Pumpkin Pie is now closed due to all the land grabs so you head to the RTI Spatula to flex your suspension. Then you decide to skip Cranberry Hill and call it a day.

    Now that you have read this, you will never look at a Thanksgiving Dinner
    the same way again.

    Happy Thanksgiving!!
     
  2. Nov 25, 2013 at 8:34 AM
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    OZ-T

    OZ-T All of those moments....will be lost.....in time

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    Thanksgiving is in October
     
  3. Nov 25, 2013 at 8:38 AM
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    richardbui23

    richardbui23 That guy

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    maybe in canadialand but not im murica :oldglory:
     
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