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That awkward moment when ___________ <---- Fill in the blank!

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  1. Nov 20, 2011 at 7:38 PM
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    Warhorseforever

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    Warhorseforever Will The Thrill

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    The hottest chicks that I have picked up were when I was working all day and smelled like shit. For some reason they like a man who's sweaty and dirty. Idk I ain't complaining.
     
    Warhorseforever, Nov 20, 2011
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  2. Nov 20, 2011 at 7:49 PM
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    Twizter68

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    Twizter68 AMS1(AW), USN retired

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    Man...and I thought I was the only one that happened to.

    Lead to an interesting morning?

    Mine did!...and roomie never found out!:D
     
    Twizter68, Nov 20, 2011
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  3. Nov 20, 2011 at 7:55 PM
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    Twizter68

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    Twizter68 AMS1(AW), USN retired

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    That awkward moment when...

    The Jehovah's Witness fellas are halfway through their spiel to you and your roomate, and your roomie's naked gf walks out and says "Guys, are you coming back to bed soon?"

    It was a total setup, we had been getting bothered by the JW's early on Saturday mornings for a couple weeks, and decided to freak them out!
     
    Twizter68, Nov 20, 2011
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  4. Nov 21, 2011 at 11:46 AM
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    GMIKE

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    GMIKE aint that some $h!t

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    when you have a no fat chick sticker and then the fat chick complitments your sticker before she catches a ride....
     
    GMIKE, Nov 21, 2011
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  5. Nov 21, 2011 at 11:47 AM
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    gooch14

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    gooch14 Well-Known Member

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    Bestop, Child Seats, petrified french fry, dog hair, empty Mtn Dew cans cracked windshield, scratches.
    Rip a fart that smells like a chemical fire and a co-worker comes in to your office to talk work.
     
    gooch14, Nov 21, 2011
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  6. Nov 21, 2011 at 11:51 AM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    When the wrong muscle compared to what you're currently working cramps at the gym.
     
    Konaborne, Nov 21, 2011
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  7. Nov 21, 2011 at 11:53 AM
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    derekabraham

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    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    That awkward moment when you openly admit insurance fraud on a public forum....
     
    derekabraham, Nov 21, 2011
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  8. Nov 21, 2011 at 12:07 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    when you fall asleep on the buttplate of your rifle on the bus home and you wake up the next day with a black eye


    holy shit
     
    Konaborne, Nov 21, 2011
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  9. Nov 21, 2011 at 2:59 PM
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    mntbiker2008

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    or when you have just ripped a nasty stinking bacon/hangover fart that you couldn't hold in any long inside the elevator and it stops mid travel to let people get on. :eek::eek:
     
    mntbiker2008, Nov 21, 2011
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  10. Nov 21, 2011 at 3:02 PM
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    mntbiker2008

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    :devil: Thats funny as hell.
     
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  11. Nov 21, 2011 at 6:43 PM
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    When you get to your truck and start it forgetting you left it in first and drop your foot off the clutch after it starts making the truck violently hop and stall then see a hot girl sitting in her car next to you staring at you confused.... did this yesterday leaving school haha
     
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  12. Nov 21, 2011 at 7:05 PM
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    derekabraham

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    This is when I get off, wait a minute, then press the button to take the next elevator. :laugh:
     
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  13. Nov 21, 2011 at 8:02 PM
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    It might just be me and my nursing background (cna myslef, 2 doctors, 4 RN's, and 2 family members in RN school including myself) but I find stuff like this hilarious and don't understand why people are embarrassed about farting, burping, bowel noises, etc. Hell we love it when patients fart it means everything is good down there!
     
    Warhorseforever, Nov 21, 2011
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  14. Nov 21, 2011 at 8:12 PM
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    feelin better bud?
     
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  15. Nov 22, 2011 at 8:18 AM
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    that awkward moment when a gps tells a gay guy to go straight
     
    99TacoDriver, Nov 22, 2011
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  16. Nov 22, 2011 at 8:58 AM
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    Almost all of mine involve my girlfriends stepdad (pretty much her dad). He's pretty much like a friend to me, pretty badass:

    ... when he gave me a box of Magums and a fifth of Turkey 101 for my 18th birthday, and I opened it in front of my parents.

    ...when he is at Elk Camp with me and my dad and our hunting buddies, and he tells the story of how I got drunk at the bar with him and told him my sex stories.

    ... when he sends me a text message asking if I'm going to "get some ass tonight", and my GF reads the message.

    Some others:

    ...when you're bartending, and a man (6' 4", 250 lbs) is sitting at the bar with a girl flirting with her and kissing her, and a lady comes into the bar and starts yelling at him, and she asks you if you saw her husband kissing the girl he was with.

    ...when you're standing in line the grocery store on halloween with your GF, her mom and your mom. The kid (about 4) in front dressed up as "count dracula" turns around and says "I'm c*nt dracula!" and I start laughing.
     
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  17. Nov 22, 2011 at 9:17 AM
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    When I popped my ex's cherry and dumped her 2 weeks later. Lots of crying on her end and I just want to play some xbox lol
     
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  18. Nov 22, 2011 at 9:52 AM
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    :D joking
     
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  19. Nov 22, 2011 at 9:53 AM
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    DTFtacoma

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    Haha! ^
     
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  20. Nov 22, 2011 at 9:58 AM
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    When a customer came in with questions about his farm, I yelled out "Do you know where Carlos' folder is?" Then after looking for it, and saying the name several times I realize that this isn't Carlos, It's Pedro. Pedro was standing there the entire time. Never have I felt like I had just said "Ah, they all look the same" even though that isn't not how I felt at all.
     
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