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That awkward moment when ___________ <---- Fill in the blank!

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  1. Nov 22, 2011 at 12:29 PM
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    romeo

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    3 months after gettin back from iraq this girl and i started hanging out, messing around and i was staying the night. I had bad gas from the minute i got there so everytime i felt like i had to let one rip i would walk into the kitchen and pretend to drink something or go to the bathroom, but everytime i got up i didnt have to fart. So here i am laying on her lap holding this humungo fart in that has been building up for 20 minutes when she out of nowhere presses on my stomach and out comes the fart loud as hell. The room-mate that was on the other couch woke up asked what the hell that loud gun shout sound was, the dogs jumped and looked around and all the girl did was ask "if i couldnt hold it?"

    i was so embarrassed i started sweating
     
    romeo, Nov 22, 2011
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  2. Nov 22, 2011 at 12:31 PM
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    Tacoma206

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    This just made my day. Haha. Can't stop laughing from the imagery...
     
    Tacoma206, Nov 22, 2011
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  3. Nov 22, 2011 at 12:33 PM
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    99TacoDriver

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    Wow that's hilarious and don't think of it as awkward.. Just think of it as an icebreaker lol
     
    99TacoDriver, Nov 22, 2011
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  4. Nov 22, 2011 at 2:11 PM
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    DevilDogTacoma

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    I'm in the Marines and this summer we were on a bus headed for a 2 week field op. I fell asleep with my head rested against the headrest of the seat in front of me, and I woke up as my head slipped off and smacked the front sight post of my rifle.
     
    DevilDogTacoma, Nov 22, 2011
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  5. Nov 22, 2011 at 2:46 PM
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    romeo

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    best to place the weapon muzzle down that way things like this dont happen and incase of negligent discharges, i always rest my NVG mount on the buttstock of my weapon when i sleep, that way no accidents happen
     
    romeo, Nov 22, 2011
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  6. Nov 22, 2011 at 3:06 PM
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    coloradotacoma

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    That awkward moment when you realize someone else's awkard moment is complete B.S. Wow I have sure had a lot of those!
     
    coloradotacoma, Nov 22, 2011
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  7. Nov 22, 2011 at 3:11 PM
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    that awkward moment when you're sittin in the stall at work and kind of tuck your feet back so the person who just walked in can't see who is shitting in the stall....then the guy at the urinal rips a HUGEEEE fart...you try not to laugh...but you chuckle a little....then you look under the stall to see who ripped the fart and it's the General Manager...so you say...Nice one Bill! and he rushes out of the bathroom in a hurry w/out saying a word.
    :rofl:
     
    jonny, Nov 22, 2011
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  8. Nov 22, 2011 at 6:15 PM
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    mntbiker2008

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    :laugh:
    lol it seems a lot of health care people don't seem to mind farts too much. haha I can laugh at the farts that slip or one I intentionally rip off pretty well... its those nasty ass ones that will make a dog sniff its own ass that get me. lol thats when you got take off doing the power walk to try to get it out of you pants as it follows you. :eek:
    almost. thanks. Still coughing like crazy but I am definitely better than I was.
    :rofl: I have been in that position. They get used to it though. :p
     
    mntbiker2008, Nov 22, 2011
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  9. Nov 22, 2011 at 6:25 PM
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    that awkward moment when your mom walks in on you choking the chicken . . . . . . . . . .



    dont lie, you know what im talking about
     
    allmotorrex, Nov 22, 2011
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  10. Nov 22, 2011 at 6:28 PM
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    i slap the ham
     
    99TacoDriver, Nov 22, 2011
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  11. Nov 22, 2011 at 6:29 PM
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    theres a thread on this (and other similar walk in experiences) in the place that shall not be spoken of. some funny ass stories in there. :cool:
     
    mntbiker2008, Nov 22, 2011
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  12. Nov 22, 2011 at 6:33 PM
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    when you leave your truck in the possesion of your parents for a few days and dad decides he wants to clean it out for some reason and finds an empty box O' condoms. then tells the mother... who tells my sister... who tells my girlfriend... who tells me. while at her mothers house. and then my mom decides to give the "talk" which consists of "im glad your being safe! how many do you wear at a time?"
     
    jpneely, Nov 22, 2011
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  13. Nov 22, 2011 at 8:20 PM
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    ...

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  14. Nov 22, 2011 at 10:03 PM
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    I still have that bruise.. my ROTC instructor asked me if I got into a fight..

    Don't laugh at my pain! I can confidently say that was one of the most awkward moments of my life.
     
    Konaborne, Nov 22, 2011
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  15. Nov 28, 2011 at 2:22 PM
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    That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone... through that crack in the bathroom stall
     
    memario1214, Nov 28, 2011
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  16. Nov 28, 2011 at 2:24 PM
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    that awkward moment when your laying in bed next to your girlfriend and she tells you she slept with someone else..
     
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  17. Nov 28, 2011 at 2:24 PM
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    Lol^
     
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  18. Nov 29, 2011 at 11:17 AM
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  19. Nov 29, 2011 at 12:43 PM
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    Hahaha this has happend to me a time or two
     
    Stubbs95tacoma, Nov 29, 2011
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  20. Nov 29, 2011 at 12:48 PM
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    not so much awkward as hilarious.....be warned....







    that awkward moment when me ex went down south and i called him a ginger face and laughed hysterically...:rofl: he didnt laugh tho :anonymous:
     
    NicNac22, Nov 29, 2011
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