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That awkward moment when ___________ <---- Fill in the blank!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Stubbs95tacoma, Aug 20, 2011.

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  1. Aug 20, 2011 at 5:36 PM
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    Sport11

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    * when I thought I was alone with my gf in my apartment and I walked naked from my room to the bathroom only to find my roommate sitting on the couch in the living room. The kicker was that "Lil Matt" was standing at full attention.

    *when there was a big thunderstorm at our townhouse. We were lying in the floor at the front door watching the storm. We got a little frisky and next thing you know we're getting it on in the floor at the front door. I hear a car door shut and then footsteps on the front steps. I look up to see the gf's mom standing in the doorway and scream "Oh my God, they're having sex." She was trying to keep her 8 y/o son and husband from coming to the door while simultaneously staring at my boner as I dismounted her daughter. My gf runs upstairs while I have to open the door for the whole family in nothing but a blanket.
     
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  2. Aug 20, 2011 at 5:42 PM
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    Honey badger

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    Honey badger Honey badger hits whatever tree he wants to hit!!

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    x2 WTF?!
     
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  3. Aug 20, 2011 at 5:50 PM
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    memario1214

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    memario1214 Hotshot Offroad Moderator Vendor

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    I lol'd. Great stories! Sounds like the rents were decently chill in part 2 though, which is good
     
    memario1214, Aug 20, 2011
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  4. Aug 20, 2011 at 6:17 PM
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    cleanTRDmachine

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    cleanTRDmachine watch the meat

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    lol'd!! ^^^



    When you're watching 2 black kids on camera at work and after watching Chris Rock, you say N*glets only to find out their white mom is the co worker sitting right next to you...
     
    cleanTRDmachine, Aug 20, 2011
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  5. Aug 20, 2011 at 6:21 PM
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    bahahaha that would suck.
     
    DrewH, Aug 20, 2011
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  6. Aug 20, 2011 at 6:25 PM
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    tacokid09

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    tacokid09 it's about the off-road miles

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    *you are at your own how on the shitter and your two friends (who are girls) walk in the house and look for you and find out... youre doing work in the bathroom
     
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  7. Aug 20, 2011 at 6:27 PM
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    TeamSarcasm

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    the awkward moment when you have a man moment, as in....

    i was helping my friend work on his project car when he said " come over here and help me jerk off this hood"
     
    TeamSarcasm, Aug 20, 2011
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  8. Aug 20, 2011 at 6:30 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  9. Aug 20, 2011 at 6:37 PM
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    ronman737

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    ronman737 Dangerous

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    When you go up stairs to the guys who live above you and punch them both in the sack because it sounds like they are running marathons in concrete block shoes.
     
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  10. Aug 20, 2011 at 6:37 PM
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    Fatback17

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    Fatback17 Masshole

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    and giggles :eek:

    hmm i call BS

    truly the worst eh!
     
    Fatback17, Aug 20, 2011
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  11. Aug 20, 2011 at 6:39 PM
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    carcharias

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    carcharias Giggiddy what what

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    Awkward moments in Los Angeles:

    When some naked guy wrapped in a door mat knocks on your door saying your neighbor raped him and you have to invite him in your apartment for safety.

    or

    How about being laced on pcp, standing atop a Burger King doused in gasoline ready to set yourself on fire but you forgot a lighter and so try to make a spark from wires you've torn apart from machinery that no longer has power courtesy of LAPD/DWP. (This didn't happen to me, though, I just watched it from a sidewalk)
     
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  12. Aug 20, 2011 at 7:47 PM
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    i feel you on that, i lived under a few of the line men who play for fresno state. i never punched them tho, that didnt seem like it would end well for me haha
     
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  13. Aug 20, 2011 at 7:51 PM
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    Sucks man. At least someone feels my pain. Or anger for that matter.
     
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  14. Aug 20, 2011 at 7:57 PM
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    That awkward moment when you pressure your girlfriend by whispering something to her then she says What?! as loud as she can while were watching a movie with her parents or friends
     
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  15. Aug 20, 2011 at 8:02 PM
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    That awkward moment when your the only white dude at a basketball game.... and you have boots and a deer hunting shirt on that says "southern pride"
     
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  16. Aug 20, 2011 at 8:02 PM
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    When ur gf pulls ur dick out to suck and it and asks why is smells like pussy when you haven't fucked in a day or 2 (but you were just at another girls house) being a quick thinker you give her a shamefull look and say you haven't showered in 2 days and she calls you a dirty fucker. LOL
     
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  17. Aug 20, 2011 at 8:05 PM
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    t4r4life poptard and protein farts

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    overachiever eh?
     
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  18. Aug 20, 2011 at 8:06 PM
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    Fail :D
     
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  19. Aug 20, 2011 at 8:10 PM
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    carcharias

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    carcharias Giggiddy what what

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    :rofl: w.o.w.
     
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  20. Aug 20, 2011 at 8:12 PM
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    pittim mittip backwards

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    cheating on your girlfriend = you're awesome.
     
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