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That awkward moment when ___________ <---- Fill in the blank!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Stubbs95tacoma, Aug 20, 2011.

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  1. Oct 14, 2013 at 8:13 PM
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    Madjik_Man

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    Madjik_Man The Rembrandt of Rattle Can

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  2. Oct 19, 2014 at 5:30 PM
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    CelsisTaco

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    CelsisTaco Well-Known Member

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    That awkward moment when you realize your brother came out last night on facebook and hasn't told you yet..... Wtf..
     
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  3. Oct 19, 2014 at 5:38 PM
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    TeamSarcasm

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    TeamSarcasm Flawless Escalation to the Ludicrous

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    The better coast

    Maybe he likes you and is breaking the ice this way.
     
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  4. Oct 19, 2014 at 7:13 PM
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    Stubbs95tacoma

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    Stubbs95tacoma [OP] Well-Known Member

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    That is awkward lol
     
    Stubbs95tacoma, Oct 19, 2014
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  5. Oct 20, 2014 at 8:50 AM
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    se7enine

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    se7enine MCMLXXIX

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    you get caught looking at your wife's sister's tits but still can't look away.
     
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  6. Oct 20, 2014 at 8:58 AM
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    RAT PRODUCTS

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    Probably said already but.. That awkward moment when you crop dust the shit out of an aisle at walmart, then a hot chick walks down the aisle behind you.
     
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  7. Oct 20, 2014 at 11:12 AM
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    CelsisTaco

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    Maybe lol.. now he's real awkward lol
     
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  8. Oct 20, 2014 at 11:15 AM
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    Aw9d

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    Aw9d That one guy

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    Happens to me all the time. My wife's older sister has some nice jugs and she flaunts them. I cannot resist.
     
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  9. Oct 23, 2014 at 6:49 PM
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    Stubbs95tacoma

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    Hey at least you are keeping it in the family lol
     
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  10. Oct 23, 2014 at 8:20 PM
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    Possum Fat You gonna eat your cornbread?

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    That awkward moment when you walk in on you parents having sex.

    Then the awkward moment that follows when you try to join in.
     
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  11. Oct 23, 2014 at 8:25 PM
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  12. Oct 24, 2014 at 5:20 PM
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    TacoGlenn

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    Similar situation happened to me a few years back when I cut a nasty SBD seconds before the vice president of my division walked into my office, I consoled myself that at least it wasn't the president.

    "Crop dusting" :laugh: that's one euphemism I haven't heard before. I used to read a short-lived journal entitled "Maledicta" in the '80s; sort of a literary "Mad Magazine" for adults. One issue had an article- "Glossary of Fart Euphemisms", some of my favorites included "cushion creeper" & "one cheek sneak", I wish I could remember more. Maybe TW needs a thread devoted to "crop dusting" euphemisms. :D

    Looky what I found: http://www.holytaco.com/the-definitive-list-of-fart-euphemisms/
    http://www.flatulencesolutions.com/fart-euphemisms/

    Great stocking stuffers for the upcoming holiday season:
    $17 T.J. Wisemen, Inc. Remote Controlled Fart Machine #2 with Boom Box Technology - 15 Realistic Sounds - Wireless with 100 ft Range
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006L1ILI/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8
    $11 Liquid Ass: Prank Fart Spray, Gag Gift for Adults and Kids, Great for Pranks and A Good Laugh, Extra Strong Poop Spray, Non Toxic, Keep Out of Reach from Children
    http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mi...d_sim_t_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=14CKD3YXPRBKKVH68R84
    Be sure to read the reviews for both products- hilarious!

    and check out this TW post from 2008: http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/798-joke-day-8.html#post230484
     
    Last edited: Nov 4, 2014
    TacoGlenn, Oct 24, 2014
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