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That awkward moment when ___________ <---- Fill in the blank!

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  1. Aug 21, 2011 at 8:46 AM
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    JonnyBb

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    JonnyBb I have to return some videotapes

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    Oz was the only one that replied to said post though....
     
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  2. Aug 21, 2011 at 8:57 AM
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  3. Aug 21, 2011 at 9:09 AM
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    JonnyBb I have to return some videotapes

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  4. Aug 21, 2011 at 9:24 AM
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    When you're at a place that only has a unisex bathroom and you absolutely have to go in to destroy it. Then as you walk out with that light headed look on your face and there stands a super hot chick waiting to use it! wtf
     
    vprgts, Aug 21, 2011
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  5. Aug 21, 2011 at 9:35 AM
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    Stubbs95tacoma

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    Yeah that happend to me at a wedding in colorado haha i didnt "destroy it" though :eek:
     
    Stubbs95tacoma, Aug 21, 2011
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  6. Aug 21, 2011 at 9:39 AM
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    Bishop2Queens6

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    I walked in on my Gf's (now ex, not from this incident) sister using the restroom, then we sat down for dinner and her telling the entire family what just happened.
     
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  7. Aug 21, 2011 at 11:22 AM
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    Stubbs95tacoma

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    haha :D :D
     
    Stubbs95tacoma, Aug 21, 2011
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  8. Aug 21, 2011 at 11:40 AM
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    mntbiker2008

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    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    More embarrassing than awkward but...this just happened today at Sam's Club. Standing in line with my step dad and younger bro. Spot this supppppper hot woman standing with her back towards me. Probably the most epic ass I have ever seen. As I am standing there with my tongue practically hanging out of my mouth and drooling like teething baby, some guy comes up behind me and asks if I liked his wife's ass. I couldn't manage to come up with anything other than "damn...uh...er... uh..." derp... He smiles and walks over to his wife, obviously telling her she had some guy that looked like he was going to come over and fuck her right in the middle of the store. She turns around and there I am again... staring... at her glorious ass. All the while my step dad and bro were laughing.

    Today, all of my abilities to be discreet about checking a chick out went completely out the door. :eek:
     
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  9. Aug 21, 2011 at 6:11 PM
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    :ohsnap:
     
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  10. Aug 21, 2011 at 6:16 PM
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    t4r4life poptard and protein farts

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    i would shook the guys hand and tell him to hold on to that ass for all man kind
     
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  11. Aug 21, 2011 at 6:17 PM
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    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    I would have but at that moment... i was in full retard derpy derp mode. :anonymous:
     
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  12. Aug 21, 2011 at 6:35 PM
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    t4r4life poptard and protein farts

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    when you said the N word to your black friend in oakland but you realize he is not there anymore
     
    t4r4life, Aug 21, 2011
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  13. Aug 21, 2011 at 7:18 PM
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    :anonymous:
     
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  14. Aug 28, 2011 at 2:25 PM
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    that awkward moment when your grandma posts on your facebook wall telling you to not get an std.... haha
     
    Stubbs95tacoma, Aug 28, 2011
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  15. Aug 28, 2011 at 2:43 PM
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    tacokid09 it's about the off-road miles

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    the awkward moment when you forget the pair of shorts you bragged dont stay zipped up..
     
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  16. Aug 28, 2011 at 2:57 PM
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    jgwheeler17

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    jgwheeler17 I'm a zit. Get it?

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    gotta preface this one a little bit to make it funny. i'll make it as short as possible - at a party last year. everybody's drinking having fun, you get the picture. i meet this girl (maybe a 5ish, 6ish out of 10, kinda cute) and her super cutie ginger roommate she was there with. lots of booze, talking, get her (first girls) number, they leave, i go home alone :( next day i am talking to buddy that knew her and he told me to stay the hell away. said that not only was she a grade A whore, that one time she was taking it in the pooper in a guys truck, he pulls out, she paints his backseat brown :eek:

    fast forward like 2 months, out of the blue i get a text -

    whore: hey, remember me?
    me (to my buddy): hey man have you texted *whores name* recently or something?
    him: no why?
    me to him: well she just texted me "hey, remember me?" out of the blue
    him: HAHAHA! did you text her back?

    my reply: "hell no i didn't. i don't want to get shit on! besides, she wasn't even that hot, i was macking on her friend the whole night"

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    except i sent it to her accidentaly :D
    i get a text back from her like a millisecond later - "WHAT???!!!!!"
    have never spoken to her since :D

    so - that awkward moment when you accidentally text a girl that you know she's a skank and that everybody knows it.
     
    jgwheeler17, Aug 28, 2011
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  17. Aug 28, 2011 at 3:33 PM
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  18. Aug 28, 2011 at 3:40 PM
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    This one happened today.. That awkward moment when your friend and his girlfriend are in the pool, and my girlfriend and I were in the huttub, well we started making out and shitt and I look over just to see both of them starring right at us. I was like wtf?
     
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  19. Aug 28, 2011 at 3:41 PM
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    When you get a boner whenever you have your shirt tucked in

    When your boss comes up and asks why havent you been doing your job

    When a girl hits on you but shes ugly

    When you crack a joke and no one laughes

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  20. Aug 28, 2011 at 3:44 PM
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    45acp Paint me back in Wyoming again...

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    When you're sitting in a bathroom stall (with no door) on a college campus, with an M1911-A1 and a bag containing $45,000 in cash.
     
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