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That awkward moment when ___________ <---- Fill in the blank!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Stubbs95tacoma, Aug 20, 2011.

  1. Sep 2, 2011 at 9:02 PM
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    Maverick904

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    why was your buddy chasing another dude...in a locker room...with a bunch of other dudes...who are all changing..and he was in in boxers.....uhhhhhh



    oh and btw...we all know that..when you say buddy..you really mean you :D
     
  2. Sep 3, 2011 at 5:26 AM
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    You could say that! :eek: Her dad wouldnt talk to me for like 6 months. It was so embarrassing.
     
  3. Sep 3, 2011 at 5:35 AM
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    now see, this is something I don't quite get... You know your daughter is eventually gonna lose her v-card.... why get pissed when you find out she does? Not many people wait until marriage... If it were a son, the dad would probably leave him be to his business and not say a damn thing!
     
  4. Sep 3, 2011 at 5:45 AM
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    when your girlfriend walks in on you checking out the "Nothing but asses" thread in the UG.
     
  5. Sep 3, 2011 at 5:48 AM
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    Im sure every dad knows, but they just pretend it doesnt happen.... plus, im sure dads dont want to see their daughters actually doing it... :eek:
     
  6. Sep 3, 2011 at 6:07 AM
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    lol yes but it isn't much different seeing your daughter giving head vs your son about ready to explode with a girl down there. Maybe it is just me. lol As long as no babies are made, idgaf. lol
     
  7. Sep 3, 2011 at 6:25 AM
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    :thumbsup:
     
  8. Sep 3, 2011 at 9:39 AM
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    When you are working in the walk in refrigeration unit singing Earth Wind and Fire's "Reasons" at the top of your lungs while throwing freight (knowing full well that doing that makes the stomach muscles tighten and the voice fluctuate) and when you walk out all your co workers are standing there giggling and snickering.
     
  9. Sep 20, 2011 at 3:58 PM
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    when i heard my phone take a picture of the inside of my pocket when a girl in a skirt was bending over haha
     
  10. Sep 20, 2011 at 4:08 PM
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  11. Sep 20, 2011 at 4:41 PM
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    thats not awkward, its awkward when your friend push you, and you accidentally dry hump her in front of her kids
     
  12. Sep 20, 2011 at 4:49 PM
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    when you wake up in the mornin after a night out, and cant remember her name.
     
  13. Sep 20, 2011 at 4:50 PM
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    done this one last saturday: was at a stop sign, dumped the clutch, snatched 2nd and got sideways smokin the tires... With a cop watching you without your knowledge.
     
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    When you realize your girlfriends dad was watching you shower
     
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    well thats kinda weird
     
  16. Sep 20, 2011 at 5:31 PM
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    you just meet someone and while commuting to work with dead silence he goes,
    " this might seem weird but I once had a man spew his jizz on me" another buddy and i were like.....one look at each other......second later glance away and in ignore mode,............he than finished his story of when he was in iraq on a mission while in the marines, one of the guys was in the "turret" of a vehicel and was jacking off, he turned away, minute or so later his buddy next to him tapped him, he looked over and his buddy was pointing at his shoulder where some man splooge had splattered him......only after that i had to laugh......the awkard moment was pricless! He turned out to be a really cool guy.
     
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    we were commuting to work on a "argo like 6 wheeler and he commented this reminds me of the time..........
     
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  19. Sep 20, 2011 at 5:35 PM
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    if i was him i would never speak of that
     
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    That awkward moment when it was louder then you thought it was going to be and no, pickeled eggs, warm beer and the brockley souffle from the lunch truck may not have been such a good idea. :eek:
     
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