That awkward moment when ___________ <---- Fill in the blank!

LMAO,
we told him that ! yea enough said. i would have taken that to my grave too.

 

eh... i just play it off and try to blame the person behind me or if there is no one around, i just go "hear that there bull frog? hes a biggin'"

 

Happened to a buddie of mine.

Sitting at the student center (college) watching 2 guys shoot pool. Both are from India. One guy misses a shot. My buddie jumps up without thinking and says in a Indian voice "Holy shit, how did you miss that shot buddy"...................... very awkward.

BTW, best thread idea ever, props to the OP.

 

yeahh i get good ideas from time to time

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_VheAwZBuQ&NR=1

 

...when you're talking to a pretty girl who you think is single, and then she mentions her boyfriend, and without thinking you say "Wait!? You have a boyfriend?" And she says "Yeah...?"

 

That awkward moment when:
You can't read your own handwriting.
You laugh at someone then realize they're disabled.
You're singing happy birthday, but forget the recipient's name.
You get drunk in a field full of combines. See the unload auger and say "HOLY GODDAMN IT'S A BRONTOSAURUS REX!"
(don't ask me about how that last one came about. )

 

That awkward moment when you get tongue tied and keep saying the wrong thing over and over again.

e.g. I work in an Emergency Department. A guy was in one of our minor trauma rooms and had twisted his knee. The doctor comes out and says "Wrap a 6-inch ace around his knee (referring to an ace wrap)." I go get the ace wrap and walk into the guys room. I always explain anything I am going to do to a patient before I do it, so I started to say, I am going to ace wrap your knee. Instead, I said, "I am going to ass rape." I immediately stopped and tried again, but to no avail, I again said "ass rape." After a third time of getting tongue tied, I finally just said, "The doctor wants me to put this on your knee."

 

got a free feel +1 for you

 

i tell every girl i dated that i cant picture a beautiful looking gal farting or dropn a deuce. just doesn't seem right

dated a girl for a year and every time she had to drop one she will always pretend to take a shower or something of some sort that seemed like she was doing something else. (even though i know exactly what shes doing) i guess she got the hint lol

 

when you go into a single person bathroom and realizing you didn't lock the door then some guy walks in and washes his hands in the sink that's right next to where you are pissing.....

 

When you're just about to orgasm and you let out a wicked loud fart at the same time. On one of your first dates. Yeah, it happened and it was freaking hysterical. We laughed about it for a long time. All at my expense.

 

You mean that isn't normal?

 

the awkward moment when introducing yourself to a girl at a party and your friend slaps you on the back of the neck and beer goes shooting threw your nose. yea happened to me

 

the awkward moment when you go hit the head and there are no dividers between the urinals and some one stands right next to you and yuo catch them lookin at you.

 

when your boss asks you your plans for the weekend, you tell him what your going to do, then he asks if your going to throw the beer bottles away that are in the bed of your company truck. ouch

 

When your ex and her boyfriend (Who's threatened you on more than one occasion) walk into the same restaurant that you're at, and get seated at the booth next to you.

 

I hate douchebags like than.....