That movie you wish you didn't love

https://youtu.be/vfQD9HjJyq4

 

What about the original "Casino Royale" ...... a bit ashamed of that one.

 

Ok get the fuck out of here! You can't be serious.

 

Wicked.

 

Only 2 turtles movies to feel shame about


But more so....

 

so mean

 

You crossed the line with Ninja Turtles my good Sir.

 

Well you are not going to spoil my childhood memory so sit and spin

 

"pause 'n' toss" - I have to remember this one. I just had a lengthy conversation about how hard it was to watch porn as a kid in the 80s/90s (before the internet).

 

Black box for the win

 

Channel 99 between 3-4am every Friday or Saturday night I swear the guy would 'flip the switch' and give us young ones a good solid 2 minutes to tug one out. I know people would wait for it to unscramble a bit and look for the boobie, but not this guy. It was 100% on, full sound, just awesome. But you had less then a min or two to get the job done. We'd call our friends house, let it ring 2 times and hang up. That was the 'signal'.

I always wish I could meet this guy and thank him, then kick his ass.

He gave me porn when there was no porn to see.
But he made me learn to blow a load in under 60 seconds.
You sir are a genius and evil bastard at the same time.

 

I can see boobs there right now..... I'm sure of it.... it was like the dirty version of these

 

I've never been able to see these. I feel like this.

 

Me too

 

Time Bandits

 

...and the original Red Dawn. Watched that one a time or two in my youth.

 

Reported!

NSFW

 

We used to play red dawn in the creek behind our grade school. With these....