The “My Back Hurts” Thread

I dont like being chubby but diet and excercise sucks

 

Lawl

 

I'm out. Tired AF. Don't get this shit locked w/out me. G'night

 

That bitch needs to hurry on out here apologizing so I can go back to my room

 

Try that Paleo diet. My buddy did it to get into the Air Force. He lost a ton of weight fast and looks healthier. He says he feels healthier and more energetic. I might try it just for the health benefits and bragging rights.

 

You should sneak back in the room and carry her to the couch and conquer your bed back!

Cause she's seems more layed back and non bitchy haha

 

Yeah because that'll work

 

Worst case she will be like wtf right? ehh she will be fine in the morning if not earlier

 

The least she coulda done was give me a blanket

 

Walk back into the room with bread, some meat, a plate, and a knife. Instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich, and you will have your bed back

Edit:Maybe not the knife seeing as how she is mad lol

 

Tell her so. Slap her with your Johnson while you're at it

 

Walk in, dive on the bed, and fart loudly (or make a loud farting sound), yell, "brewed that one up just for you babe, enjoy the couch."

 

Never arm your foe. Tell her to use her imagination to think assemble my mauh fuckin sammich

 

Walk in, remove all sheets, blankets, mattress pad, etc.. And take it with you to the couch. When she questions you say, "you want my bed....fine, i'm takin' the rest of my shit. Your cold heart will fare better this way bitch."

 

I honestly don't get along with most women after a while because they're nuts. I get along better with guys haha.

Something must have gotten switched in my brain as I can see through most womens BS

Thanks

 

Orrrrr walk in, move bed with her in to the truck bed, drive to lake, back up, push bed into said lake, say its the als ice bucket challenge

 

So you're a tomboy?


Np buddy

 

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I suppose. I still like getting girly though on occasion.



But normally more comfortable like such haha

 

Nothing wrong with that, every girl likes to be all dall'd up from time to time, even if they won't admit it.

I couldn't be a formal suit wearing business man. If i'm not in jeans or shorts, i'm not comfortable.

Edit: t-shirts, plads, and hoddies as well