The “My Back Hurts” Thread

mat tracs? or something like that

 

The v6 doesn't make your dick any bigger, stop trying

 

That's a true crawler conversion not the one that you drive on to and bolt the tracks around the tires

 

It feels bigger when you feel that bitch open up when you stomp the gas. I've driven some stupid fast cars and the 4.0 still impresses me on take off

 

If I wanted that 'fast car' feeling I wouldn't drive the Tacoma haha

 

Meh, I'm content with my 2.7 right now! I like the fact that its a 2.7 and tares up trails that my buddies 4L rangers have trouble with. If I wanted a bigger motor I'd swap a 4.7 liter. so then.. I have.. v.. vt... V EIGHT MOTHER FUCKER

aw yeah.

I haven't driven a v6 taco.

I originally wanted one but I got a smoking deal on this one.

 

but you see its a fast truck thing nah engine is whatever works for you

 

No but in all honesty I feel like trucks should hall ass. I drove a 5.7 ram and wasn't impressed. My dads 4.7 Tundra was waaaaaay better.

The only time I feel shitty about my truck is when I hit a hill and am like "Oh sweet jesus, I do not want to have to put it in third from 5th"

But in my little trucks defence, Dad's Tundra down shifts twice on that same hill.

 

I know from experience that a 4.0 on stock gears with 285s will kill a hemi ram. My gfs dad didn't believe me when I said my truck was quick

 

You don't know. It added a full a 0.39162926"

You know why? Because HEMIs are the shit

 

I had one of them get out on me once....i'll never let that shit happen again. Our small taco hemi FTW!!

 

I do have to give the 4.0 some credit though, like I said before! I regret getting the 4 cylinder, but I was tired of driving a 99 Tercedes. Jumped on the truck and here I am now, sooking over my tiny motor.

 

It wasn't an srt10 but it was still a hemi lol

 

What about a Yukon with a 5.3 and 4.10 gears? My moms hauls ass

 

And thats why my exhaust is my favorite mod to date. I called it the "Smiles Per Gallon Mod"

 

Do you know what a "hemi" is? There are lots of Toyotas that are Hemi too. but its not Toyotas trade mark.

 

Hey it'll save you on some gas!

 

No shit, we'd be fuccccccked against a viper truck....

 

They call it a hemi because of the hemispherical top if the cylinder. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SUCK MY DICK

 

Hemispherical combustion chambers. Suck my short fat cock.