The “My Back Hurts” Thread

Might as well be

 

No, that's stupid

 

Maybe you just need to learn to relate to him.

Ask him if he thinks Tom and Jerry would like anal.

Then at some point, ask if he'd like to be Tom or Jerry.

 

Fuck you

 

Stare deep into his eyes when you ask him. You might even want to reach for his hand to hold as you ask him about said subject

 

750

 

So its safe to say he doesn't drown in the poon like yourself?




Speaking of poon drownage, what happened with the blonde shawty in the bikini?

 

No I'd just be real with him. Tell him your last roommate and you would invite 3 or 4 other guys over and you'd sit around for hours and talk about anal sex. Ask him why he can't be that way, and if he thinks he could handle it. If he says he can handle it, ask him how deep.

 

Your body mass index

 

Same. Oh man the bus was the best though <3


Always sat the seat across from these ENORMOUS chested chick who always wore lowcut shirts. I'm talking easily bigger than DDs, and the bus route was across all kinds of rough ass roads and dirt roads with potholed and bumps and shit.

I would sit there and watch the show just waiting for those puppies to hop out. I don't jnow how they stayed in there. Yes I was a little perv in like 9th grade but who wasn't?

 

We can't rate yours because yous too much of a beeeeeotch to show yoself

 

I bet she turned out to be the whore

 

We all are to this day Austen. Men are pigs

 

Lol that is so damn wierd man

 

I know it off hand. 25

 

Still doesn't hide the fact that you're too scared to show us what you look like

We don't judge. I'm most likely uglier then you

 

Not hardly. Totally normal. James and i discuss this regularly. I think Tom's frustrations are all caused because he wants Jerry to get deep inside is anus

 

Worst case you look like Sam's balls.

 

How many times do i have to tell you there is no need. No one gains or loses anything from it.

Its not happening.

 

I don't have any. I have a 4cyl...remember?