The “My Back Hurts” Thread

He has one.. But it sucks.. He thinks having mine will help him. He told me "I could slay p**** with that thing"

 

I told him yea, but we're going to make one of those gold digger videos out it.

 

I really don't think any would go. I just want to see him get rejected

 

If we make a YouTube vid I'll post here for everyone to see!

 

My brother kinda does this sometimes, if he wants to look cool he takes mine, he's got an almost stock '95 lol

 

Yeah, since when do chicks find Tacos "cool"? The only dudes "slayin pussy" around here are the diesel bros driving their dads lifted diesels on 22x14s picking up the mud crickets who'll suck your dick just to sit on your tailgate at a fire.

 

It's true. Last chick I actually liked just literally stopped wanting to have anything to do with me without ever even saying bye or telling me why. Just up and stopped wanting to hang out, and eventually stopped answering the phone.

 

Yeeaa, kinda happened to me, pretty fucked up if you ask me. Just selfish..

 

I know it's not the coolest, but it works. I could have used for to get laid but I decided not to because I'm not that kind of guy. I'm sure it will help more than his trashed s10 that's old as dirt

 

I think it's lame to see any vehicle be used to try to pick up chicks. A car isn't what makes the man. And chicks that think like that don't deserve any real attention.

 

that happened to me 2 years ago. I was a junior and the girl I liked was a senior. She wouldn't even look at me. No reason at all. The first day I drove my truck to school I got a text before I even got home "hey"
Sad day for oreo

 

Yea that as how I feel, I just want my friend to feel like I tried to help him at least. Results should be funny though

 

I'm not looking for one night stand material, I'm looking for ex wife material

 

Lol I'm just looking to being forever alone. The easiest way to live

 

If you're going to be forever alone you might as well get some one night stands. I'm just looking for someone I can take with me on my adventures.

 

That's what I would want, but I don't think I will ever find that. Probably doesn't help that I make 0 effort whatsoever to even say hi..

 

Also it seems like it NEVER works out anyways.. That's my main reason and the loss of total freedom

 

Ehh, I'm not sure, I don't think she's in it for just the D.

Nah, I'm not always wrong, only about half the time.

 

She may want more than the d, but she wants it. And no, you're wrong. Repeat it with me. I'm wrong, I'm sorry.

Those 2 phrases are what you need in a relationship.

 

It's a game, one with a playbook that changes on the fly.