The Bad Pun Thread

So a recent string of replies in the "Things that make you say...WTF!" thread inspired me to create this thread.

Anything goes good puns, bad puns, terrible puns are all welcome. When possible, try to build on previous posts to maximize how awful and punny your reply is. Also any relevant pictures, memes, videos or GIFs are welcome, because some of you out there are very GIFted.

So let's begin...

 

AND, of course, you DO know why the English Navy was able to defeat the Spanish Armada so easily, don't you?

 

He's green with envy

Why???

 

Simple. They knew how to get more miles to the Galleon!

 

Oh that's Terrible

 

And your point is...??

 

My point is the point of:

 

Well, if you're at THAT point,

 

Oh stop being a smart Dalek.

 

Just WHO do you think you are anyway?

 

This can only end one way!

 

That's WHO!

 

Hey, I don't think BBCs are allowed to be posted here.

 

I Think Horton Heard you.

 

That's
A
Really
Depressing
Insight,
Shadow...

 

Oh boy, first BBCs now pictures of boxes.

Too bad it's too early for muffs.