the beer/bacon thread of awesomness

I had a very good friend who used to hide his keys in an old sandwich in the cubby holes. And I saw this guy who used to hide his keys in an old hot dog on the floor of his truck. He stopped doing that when his pet corgi got to the hot dog and choked on it. It was almost tragic.

 

Am I doing it right?

I like your style.

 

I don't remember anything. And all doors and windows were open all night to debacon scent the house. Woke up this morning with a lower half of a rabbit in my bed, courtesy of my cat. Badass.

 

I wouldn't eat that unless I was standing right next to an ambulance full of EMT's.

 

If you don't pull through there is always this. I want bacon in my afterlife!

 

Good moonin too ya boyz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I like to start Saturday mornings with a bloody mary. I throw some dashes of this in to kick it up a notch.

 

To be honest its not the greatest hot sauce. Pretty much the only application in my book is bloody marys. My favorite hot sauce hands down is the Secret Aardvark, I order it by the case!

 

Boone, i got a new signature, its badass. lol

 

I saw that in the liquor store last night (on the discount rack!) and thought immediately of this thread.

 

On the discount rack and you didnt make a purchase?!?!?

 

Meh, I am the hot sauce master lol. I collect them along with shot glasses as I am a connoisseur of sorts. I have tried the hottest I can find and have a few laying around for any dish in need.

 

I see empty space on that shelf... You need more sauces... Or bacon

 

That doesn't even count what is in my fridge...

 

And no taste buds left in your mouth...

 

Same thing was going through my head lmao

 

Strong will power more than anything. I really like spicy things, get it from my grandpa. There is not one single hot sauce that I will not at least try.

 

You strike me as a man who would eat ghost peppers for fun...

 

Lol, been there done that. Will not do it again. I actually have a video of it somewhere, I will try to track it down. It wasn't incredibly terrible at first but got progressively worse for about an hour. The next day was the closest I have ever come to considering suicide as a means to an end. Not really but you get what I am saying.

 

I will fully admit that I sat on the toilet, crying like a little girl with my wife laughing at me. Among the worst days of my life.