The four word story game

pearl necklaces and bright

 

pink poodle panties with

 

shiny beads strung with

 

strips of beef jerky

 

and dried fish eyeballs

 

on the porch with

 

plates of cooked sushi

 

in the outhouse for

 

while rotting to perfection

 

fit in four words.

 

Meanwhile, the Pittsburgh Steelers

 

and their six Lombardi

 

umm, poodles, played last

 

Tango in Paris on

 

the sidelines as the

 

scantily clad cheer leaders

 

were playing defense because

 

muscular and rather hairy

 

stand to attention when

 

grap their pom poms