The four word story game

So she hung herself.

 

Her parents were proud

 

Of her heroic actions

 

of throat punching a

 

Beastly 6ft tall Neanderthal

 

that had recently been

 

Trough because it smelled

 

of cat urine and

 

A French whores breath.

 

Whom I met at

 

the alley behind McDonalds.

 

She let me stick

 

rocks into the blender

 

To sharpen the blades

 

- it did not work!

 

And then I had

 

to decide if I

 

Wanted tequila or bourbon

 

so I had both

 

not the brightest idea