The four word story game

and a couple of

 

spoonfuls of quiet desperation

 

because everyone knows that

 

Sooner or later it

 

your junk starts to

 

wither, shrivel and die

 

There's always hope though

 

Internet sells "artificial junk"

 

whick looks real but

 

has no warranty included

 

but you don't really

 

need an EXtended warranty

 

unless you break it

 

but that ain't gonna

 

happen unless you pound

 

your face against it

 

while vigorously exercising the

 

right to remain silent

 

while nekkid and afraid.

 

of the extreme politicians