The four word story game

Rachael Ray's best crock

 

pot, combined with her

 

monthly secret sauce which

 

she served with a

 

touch of lemon sprigs

 

and a couple of

 

spoonfuls of quiet desperation

 

because everyone knows that

 

Sooner or later it

 

your junk starts to

 

wither, shrivel and die

 

There's always hope though

 

Internet sells "artificial junk"

 

whick looks real but

 

has no warranty included

 

but you don't really

 

need an EXtended warranty

 

unless you break it

 

but that ain't gonna

 

happen unless you pound