The four word story game

a Bette Midler wannabe

 

but she doesn't sing

 

So we ignore her

 

unlike the flies that

 

Land on her stank

 

. The Amish barn was

 

loaded with manual dildos

 

for the upcoming porno

 

AMISH UP ALL NIGHT:

 

My old girlfriend ate

 

5 of the dildos

 

head first with batteries

 

washed down with a

 

shot of mezcal . Her

 

cat was so hot

 

the litter box was

 

filled to the brim

 

with steaming Almond Rocas

 

The smell was almost

 

Reminiscent of red roses