The four word story game

to churn into butter

 

so that he could

 

rub all over the

 

the highly irritated foreskin

 

hanging from his chin

 

His foreskin liked butter

 

but preferred penetrating oil

 

,that penetrated his secret

 

hideout in the hills

 

that he shared with

 

a volleyball he named

 

Wilson the three legged

 

purple and pink parrot

 

excited was he to

 

play a game of

 

giving random rectal exams

 

and I was lucky

 

that his fingers were

 

missing! He had lost

 

them brushing his tooth