The four word story game

her pirate owner that

 

aaargh, had buried treasure

 

and wore Yeti underwear

 

because of Uncle Sasquatch

 

had an underwear store

 

in Town. Uncle Sasquatch

 

strangely collected pre-owned panties

 

from Canadian tranny hookers

 

Strung out on syrup

 

concoctions. He paid big

 

With infected anal fissures

 

but rarely complained about

 

Because he’s a she

 

and so am I.

 

I bought a new

 

Box of dental dams

 

at an incredible price

 

But later that night

 

I was arrested for

 

Wearing a jean jacket