The four word story game

while smoking a cigar

 

and watching reruns of

 

Rocko's Modern Life. Suddenly,

 

a Fox news alert

 

alerted him of some

 

ferret poachers in the

 

caravan coming up from

 

the depths of hell.

 

As he jumped out

 

of the reentry vehicle

 

he checked his shorts

 

and noticed an unfortunate

 

lack of shorts causing

 

a shortage of shorts.

(actually laughing out loud at this)

 

In place of them

 

Not related to the current part of the story... As the OP, I recently decided gone back to the beginning of the story, and read it through (work has been slow). Several times I have laughed out loud as I did. Thank you all for making this silliness so much fun!

 

was a sweaty loincloth

 

with Cheeta DNA specimans

 

and a few spots

 

of sriracha sauce burns