The four word story game

iguanas, sunning on the

 

table near the window

 

in your Moms RV

 

will taste like chicken

 

after marinating for days

 

In Frank's red hot

 

and expired Horsey Sauce

 

and Diet Shasta Orange.

 

And expired fish emulsion

 

and saccharin from Tab

 

, yes, he said Tab

 

you smoke them whole?

 

You don't smoke Tab

 

You mix it with

 

balut in a smoothie

 

called a "Tabby Cat."

 

The beak is crunchy

 

but minty and doesn't

 

stick between your teeth

 

the feathers tho, they