The four word story game

grabbed some barbeque sauce

 

and shoved both burgers

 

into his 8-track player

 

and Fats Domino played

 

"Blueburger Hill." Suddenly, the

 

poor fella began to

 

dance like nobody was

 

conscious, but really, aliens

 

Probed me while unconscious

 

and I liked it

 

Right up until they

 

stuck something in my

 

Pee hole and twisted

 

my nipples with a

 

Harbor Freight nipple twister

 

Aka the Taliban hemostat

 

known affectionately as "The

 

Mother of All Clamps"

 

but it was jammed

 

from rusty nipple juice