The four word story game

shampoo before conditioning because

 

That shit was hard

 

and soiled my otherwise

 

pristine, untouched, barren wasteland

 

highly manicured landing strip

 

although the piss flaps

 

had little snowflake tattoos

 

that were yellow with

 

lingering evidence of bruising

 

and no hymen visible

 

and excessive stretch marks

 

which happened by mistake

 

because her parole officer

 

Swings a fat stick

 

at a fat chick

 

Politely put, she’s thick

 

and herself a trick

 

which rhymes with dick

 

Which she often licks

 

but usually just kicks