The four word story game

It with a beer

 

while riding a steer

 

and bruising her rear

 

but she doesn't fear

 

A botched anal bleaching

 

especially while she's teaching

 

Pap smears to midgets

 

On speculum giveaway days

 

at crowded Broadway plays.

 

But only on Mondays.

 

I was cruising Walmart

 

Looking for a wife

 

but instead found a

 

a whisker biscuit with

 

some Diet Shasta Orange

 

but he must've been

 

Sleepwalking again hopped up

 

And rubbed one off

 

on the service desk

 

And the secretary engaged