The four word story game

the wad in flight

 

just like a porno

 

but coupons were tendered

 

and the meat tenderized

 

and the tenders meaterized

 

and all that shit

 

when you use 1-ply

 

toilet paper you may

 

have bought at Wal-Mart

 

a "poke through" incident

 

with 220 grit paper

 

will ruin your day

 

and hurt too. But

 

do you wipe forward?

 

or Backward? That is

 

a big deal here

 

just to ask that

 

of a guy is

 

always interesting dinner conversation

 

or just skip wiping