The four word story game

with terpintine and creasoat

 

and Oil from my

 

vintage doneywhacker balancing machine

 

that went all wonkey

 

when servicing a donkey

 

using my car key

 

throwin poo like monkeys

 

and gettin' all funky

 

the missile was chunky

 

^^^^^ Nooooo my eyes argggggghhhhh (5 words. Reported)

 

makin the chunks fly

 

Out from the sky

 

and into my glass

 

which was filled with

 

six quarts of @$$

 

and a large-mouth bass

 

and a whore from

 

the south side of

 

The Walmart parking lot

 

where ferrets like to