The four word story game

but ugh, gross funny

 

kind of like when

 

a deuce gets stuck

 

in the Pringles can

 

the lid put on,

 

and sold as Peanut-Pringles

 

to an unsuspecting customer

 

who can't smell shit

 

but don't mind eating

 

it with spoiled coleslaw

 

and granny's fried chicken

 

and waffles, hold the

 

syrup, pass the ketchup

 

and make a sammich

 

roast beef and mayo

 

with horseradish, pickle spear

 

shaved clam and beer

 

nuts with steak umms.

 

all washed down with

 

used gear oil and