The four word story game

I tried to tongue-dart

 

,Barracuda, pinto, cougar, &

 

mustang but quickly realized

 

my probe was regal

 

With corinthian leather seats

 

and imitation fake pleather

 

and carpathian elm burl

 

which can be very

 

smooth - smooth enough to

 

not even wipe afterwards.

 

Or spill macho latte

 

on your Bruno Maglis

 

which are very ugly

 

I must be high

 

to wear those things.

 

Even when straight I’d,

 

wear penny loafers and

 

bedazzled thigh high pantyhose

 

Only for democratic conventions

 

and only then if