The four word story game

I needed to pee

 

and peeing is way

 

better than the alternative.

 

Unless she likes that

 

, usually having to pay

 

Tolls when traveling far

 

by using one of

 

my ferrets little cars

 

and several miles of

 

Fresh spread chicken shit

 

which the ferret somehow

 

Broke the crust by

 

jumping up and down

 

town where the whores

 

play Parcheesi with the

 

local fishermen while singing

 

Starland Vocal Band songs

 

because of "guilty pleasure",

 

grudgingly look at their

 

Crotch cause the fisherman