The four word story game

but nobody cared because

 

Frank brought his collection

 

of tiny psychedelic engravings

 

and broken ashtrays with

 

Super glue to fix

 

his fingers to the

 

ping pong playing parrot

 

because a bird in

 

the hand can cause

 

poo on the shoe.

 

Speaking of shoes, Keith

 

removed his to scratch

 

off a lottery ticket

 

and realized he had

 

Long toe nails that

 

could use some paint

 

So, out came the

 

plastidip and he began

 

inhaling like there's no

 

tomorrow. Keith passed out