The four word story game

tip of Keith’s doneywhacker

 

While whistling Dixie and

 

coyote hunting in a

 

abandoned potato field late

 

one rainy Tuesday night

 

after his sister got

 

Herpes on her upper

 

receiver. She had rice

 

And red beans but

 

It caused her to

 

Second guess the buffet

 

so off to Denny's

 

Where there isn’t any

 

real meat, just fake

 

boobs serving your food

 

and some greasy coffee

 

That tastes like piss

 

only a little warmer

 

than piss connoisseurs prefer.