The four word story game

inspection showed signs of

 

Fresh possum spunk and

 

unhealthy "things" lingering in

 

their beef stew tacos

 

But after passing a

 

breathalyzer and hair follicle

 

test, Franky fired up

 

The possum spunked griddle

 

For Friedfarts and onions

 

with Lawry's Seasoning Salt

 

I put that shit

 

in my morning coffee

 

with a slice of

 

grandma's stewed possum cake

 

Which had a hair

 

from the head of

 

Judge Judy, who happens

 

To wear a wig

 

made from a hairy

 

yet rare, three toed