The four word story game

Easter island hit a

 

naked women running from

 

a mall cop because

 

she shoplifted seashells by

 

the shasta shore, where

 

the crabs bungee jump

 

from coarse pubic hairs

 

to dangling tampon strings

 

and land in the

 

rim of Keith's turgid

 

and greatly unsettled bowels

 

firing projectile trouser chili

 

in the face of

 

Andy griffith’s second cousin

 

Who is from WV

 

near where the river

 

runs deep and wide

 

but the gene pool

 

needs a new filter

 

because only the insane