The four word story game

Chunking carrots carefully cock-eyed

 

really is the only

 

solution to global warming

 

while continuing to fart

 

the Cheers theme song.

 

While urinating in public

 

I saw shiny objects

 

that were suddenly rusting

 

ruining really rare rented

 

TRD cold air intakes

 

costing customers cash cause

 

bitcoins were not accepted

 

Because WTF are bitcoins

 

digital dollars doing deals

 

Silly shillings stupidly spent

 

on useless expensive items

 

not necessarily needed, nonetheless

 

some stuff smells stainky

 

others odors outright offensive

 

Bound beyond because before