The four word story game

When she ate the

 

bailiff because he said

 

show me your briefs

 

and she did, briefly

 

why briefly though, why

 

said the brown sloth

 

that wanted to rip

 

a fart and blame

 

the dog but then

 

poor little Opie Taylor

 

ripped a huge fart.

 

and accidentally shit the

 

bed. But was it

 

not ok because the

 

sheets were made of

 

tissue paper and blew

 

confetti all over the

 

his naked body, there

 

seemed no hope for

 

this particular shitty thread,