The four word story game

To the future. Then

 

my freakin starter died,

 

as Barney sang the

 

the National Anthem in

 

spite of having to

 

Hot wire the mother

 

of all colon hydrotherapy

 

could not save the

 

day for our hero.

 

unless he ate the

 

large top secret package

 

between her two buns

 

. Across the country, in

 

a burger king whopper

 

Keith found his missing

 

bottle opener, which was

 

he found another opener

 

in another Whopper and

 

ordered two more double

 

chocolate milk shakes for