The four word story game

and spilt my drink

 

, which was Diet Shasta

 

grape, not orange, because

 

grape is the choice

 

of a new generation.

 

This new generation likes

 

novelty plastic dog poo

 

and eggplant emoji things.

 

So he took the

 

bag of broken ashtrays

 

and put them in

 

his ‘76 Chrysler Cordoba

 

along with his bag

 

with the scooter stick

 

that was a gift

 

from his mean grandma

 

who lived in a

 

van down by the

 

spot where old whores

 

would play Parcheesi and