The four word story game

became aroused while looking

 

for his car keys

 

that he misplaced while

 

manscaping his withered undercarriage

 

using his car keys.

 

Often the key ring

 

would snag random curlies

 

Hypnotic round booty avatars

 

draw my attention to

 

what really matters in

 

in world class buns.

 

Tommy taught teachers to

 

tickle two testicles then

 

twist the teeny tiny

 

ties till twilight Tuesday

 

tacos tasted totally tubular

 

Then Teresa told Tommy

 

To totally target terrorists

 

because boycotting baby buffalos

 

Begs big boys bollocks