The four word story game

and three Lotto tickets

 

but the beachball rolled

 

Into the bachelorette party

 

causing arousal and confusion

 

and several intense orgasms.

 

With that, the men

 

in Black was playing

 

tummy sticks for fun

 

and balloon animal prizes

 

for the one who

 

admitted to having the

 

happiest tummy stick there

 

and everywhere one shops.

 

The cow goes moo

 

but only on sundays

 

does the cow moo

 

Now you will too

 

since cow farts are

 

noisy alternatives to moo

 

poo on your shoe.