The four word story game

I got the best

 

wax job I ever

 

could have imagined, except

 

Wax remains in the

 

important parts of me.

 

Adding hot sauce to

 

the I4 crankcase can

 

really spice up the

 

major tire frying horsepower

 

...according to the stealership

 

but won't void your

 

wife's birth control regimen

 

because condoms are for

 

party balloon animals and

 

fat chicks that smoke

 

hooters and drink beer

 

while watching professional wrestling.

 

in your recreational vehicle

 

you can watch wildlife

 

or, when feeling frisky,