The four word story game

But it smelt like

 

candles and mowed grass

 

and farts that reeked

 

because farts usually do

 

Then they had to

 

smog the actual cab

 

to match China's air

 

quality, which is as

 

the equivalent of sticking

 

yer ass out at

 

two in the morning

 

, in a dark alley

 

where dangerous lemurs sing

 

folk songs and catchy

 

Rick Astley masterpieces luring

 

unsuspecting sailors to their

 

sweet, sweet, sweet death.

 

Today, President Biden grabbed

 

his juevos and smelled

 

some skunk wafting down