The four word story game

still sucks donkey balls

 

and drinks baby batter

 

with rocky mountain oysters.

 

When I squeeze the

 

life out of my

 

my moms new boyfriend

 

while he's taking a

 

picture of the neighbor

 

plop a fresh one

 

right into the large

 

pizza box at the

 

Pizza Hut tasting contest.

 

My sister got third

 

place hairy bagpipe player

 

only second to a

 

hairless player that wore

 

no pants and had

 

bedazzled leftovers hanging from

 

his pipe, not bag

 

but smelled like a